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NONTENDO IP ATTORNEY: LICENSE TO KILL
Genre: Shooter / Litigation · Added: 10/21/2026 · Rating: ★★★★★
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Nontendo IP Attorney: License to Kill
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Loading tip: the nerds can't sue you if you sue them first.
Click the game window to give it your keyboard. Needs a keyboard + mouse.

How To Play

W A S DMove (in loafers)
MOUSEAim & fire. Hold to spray.
SPACE"OBJECTION!" dash (dodges handhelds)
RReload the Litigator
Q / RMBDrop a giant gavel injunction
1 / 2Switch guns
ESCRecess (pause)
MMute (incl. the announcer)

Clear each case, then pick a billable bonus. Every 4th case has a KINGPIN. Guns drop from defeated nerds: shotgun, minigun, rocket launcher, and the rare Golden AK.

Comments (5)

xX_SephiFan_Xx wrote:
best game on this site!!!!!!1
LegalEagle2004 wrote:
As a practicing attorney I can confirm this is exactly what the job is like.
rom_preservationist wrote:
i am filing a complaint. also i played it 40 times
ur_mom_lol wrote:
first
webmaster wrote:
it is also the only game on this site. thank u

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