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Loading tip: the nerds can't sue you if you sue them first.
Click the game window to give it your keyboard. Needs a keyboard + mouse.
How To Play
W A S D
Move (in loafers)
MOUSE
Aim & fire. Hold to spray.
SPACE
"OBJECTION!" dash (dodges handhelds)
R
Reload the Litigator
Q / RMB
Drop a giant gavel injunction
1 / 2
Switch guns
ESC
Recess (pause)
M
Mute (incl. the announcer)
Clear each case, then pick a billable bonus. Every 4th case has a KINGPIN. Guns drop from defeated nerds: shotgun, minigun, rocket launcher, and the rare Golden AK.
Comments (5)
xX_SephiFan_Xxwrote: best game on this site!!!!!!1
LegalEagle2004wrote: As a practicing attorney I can confirm this is exactly what the job is like.
rom_preservationistwrote: i am filing a complaint. also i played it 40 times
ur_mom_lolwrote: first
webmasterwrote: it is also the only game on this site. thank u
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best game on this site!!!!!!1